||[Sep. 15th, 2007|05:24 pm]
Overheard at School
Freshman #1: "So you really saw aliens?"|
Freshman #2: "Yeah- and they were Jewish!"
Freshman #1: "Awesome!"
(on the bus)
Sophomore: "Just so you guys know, pee tastes, like, ten times better than water."
Math teacher: (looking at a huge stack of computer print-offs) "The internet has killed so many trees..."
Junior: "The Internet has killed so many morals."
Computer Teacher: "Before we start class, I'd like to talk with you all for a little bit."
Senior: "... Are you breaking up with me?"
History Teacher: "So Moses went to the mountain, and then what did he do?"
Sophomore: "He parted it!"
History Teacher: "Does anyone know who Colonel Custer was?"
Junior: "Ohhh, yes. The guy in Clue."
Sophomore: "Did you see all those fake teacher names on our school's RateMyTeachers.com page? I didn't do them, though. Well, I didn't do all of them."